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Bachelor Party
Some people call it a bucks party or bucks night, other people refer to it as a bachelor party. The latter
are probably a big fan of the 1984 movie starring Tom Hanks.
If you're planning a bachelor party or are attending one very soon, there's a few rules that you should
remember. Although it's a bachelor party, so if you don't abide ANY rules it's not going to be frowned
upon too heavily!
Any man who brings a camera to the bachelor party may be legally killed and have his body parts fed to the
stray cats in the urine stained back alley near the strip club. It's the bachelors last chance at freedom and
there should be no evidence of the shennanigans. Remember, what happens on the party stays on the party.
If it's a rainy night, under no circumstances may two men share the same umbrella. One word. Gay!
Complaining about the brand of free beer in your mates fridge is not allowed. You may bitch to him if the
temperature of the beer is unsuitable!
Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot girl your mate is trying to pick up is your legal duty. Should
you get carried away and sleep with this pig dog, no-one is allowed to bring it up. After all, you were doing a favour!
You are not allowed to consume any fruity drinks on the bucks night, unless you are sunbaking on a tropical beach,
and it's delivered by a beautiful waitress.
Threesomes are girl-guy-girl only. No swordfighting is allowed...i don't care how hot the chick is!
If a girl has fake breasts you can stare at them as much as you want. The poor girl paid for 10 grand worth
of attention, so it's your obligation to give it to her!
Cleaning Up
If your party was done right, there's a good chance the house will be VERY messy the next day. Excessive drinking
will result in vomit and spilled alcohol all over the carpets, food and dirt will have undoubtedly be dropped and
smeared the floor and furniture, and if it's been a REAL big one, there might even be a few blood stains.
Cleaning the house after the event can be a big job, so it is a good idea to employ the services of professionals.
Murphys Carpet Care are the perfect solution to clean your carpets and can also provide
upholstery cleaning melbourne
to make sure all your furniture is restored to the state it was in before the party. Murphys will preinspect the carpets and fabric
to find the right cleaning technique, treat stains, agitate with cleaning paids, and ensure your carpets and
furniture is dry before they leave. So while you're having a bachelor party don't be worried about messing up
the house, just be sure to call the right people the next day to clean everything up!
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