Bachelor Party

Bachelor Party Ideas

Some people call it a bucks party or bucks night, other people refer to it as a bachelor party. The latter are probably a big fan of the 1984 movie starring Tom Hanks.

If you're planning a bachelor party or are attending one very soon, there's a few rules that you should remember. Although it's a bachelor party, so if you don't abide ANY rules it's not going to be frowned upon too heavily!

Any man who brings a camera to the bachelor party may be legally killed and have his body parts fed to the stray cats in the urine stained back alley near the strip club. It's the bachelors last chance at freedom and there should be no evidence of the shennanigans. Remember, what happens on the party stays on the party.

If it's a rainy night, under no circumstances may two men share the same umbrella. One word. Gay!

Complaining about the brand of free beer in your mates fridge is not allowed. You may bitch to him if the temperature of the beer is unsuitable!

Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot girl your mate is trying to pick up is your legal duty. Should you get carried away and sleep with this pig dog, no-one is allowed to bring it up. After all, you were doing a favour!

You are not allowed to consume any fruity drinks on the bucks night, unless you are sunbaking on a tropical beach, and it's delivered by a beautiful waitress.

Threesomes are girl-guy-girl only. No swordfighting is allowed...i don't care how hot the chick is!

If a girl has fake breasts you can stare at them as much as you want. The poor girl paid for 10 grand worth of attention, so it's your obligation to give it to her!

An even better idea is to hold the bachelor party somewhere other than a house. That way you don't have to worry about cleaning up. Although don't make too much off a mess on your bucks night or you might end up with vandalism charges!! One great idea for a place to hold your celebrations is on party boat cruises on the river. There's no better way to avoid vomiting on the carpet than by vomiting directly into the water! Let the fish clean it up! Not only that, river cruises are an awesome way to celebrate with your mates and get away from the big buildings of the city.

The perfect vessel for Melbourne River Cruises is the Vortex, a state of the art boat owned and captained by Mick Trezise. It is the ideal party boat for your bucks night. Set sail (or at least start the motor) from either Docklands, Port Melbourne or Williamstown, and cruise around the bay for a 3 hour adventure you'll never forget. You're allowed to drink on board and they can even organise topless barmaids to serve your beers, or strippers to come on board to put on a raunchy show while you head down the Yarra! You can also get the boat trip catered, with a full delicious meal and music to set your party alight!

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